random. thoughts, rants, updates, and observations.

*i think wafflehouse's fur has started to grow back in. now rather than feeling like peach fuzz, it feels like five o'clock shadow. well, i guess more like a prepubescent boy's stubble. in my world, this is good news.


*today, richard was wearing a wedding ring. well, a ring on his left ring finger. he said it was very old, but not an antique. it was his birthstone...which is august.


*i think i like sleeping more than i like being awake.


*i have a new obsession with the tv show criminal minds. especially the boy genius (and all around babe) dr. spencer reid.

just a list of some random updates:
he is no jason schwartzman, and definitely no ryan gosling, but i think perhaps he is more in my league.


*i have a NEED to exit ann arbor. thus, i am considering a life in chicago, i have already found opportunities in the following areas:
~ barista (already have mucho experienco)
~ chauffeur (i am a great, cautious driver)
~ pet handling (perhaps leading to a career in pet modeling for waffle...probably only of the face, not the naked body)
~ dishwasher (i have experience both in the home and the workplace)
~ draft beer ambassador
~ assistant to the president (i don't think this mean THE president, but still)
~ some sort of a superstar
~ maker of friendship bracelets and general kitch.


*the daily reports "a group of male AND female students were given a verbal warning for hanging out in the arb after hours. they were reportedly making loud noises and
howling at the moon." BAH HAHAHAH.


*i saw a raccoon dive into a storm drain late one night last week. it was the most exciting thing i have seen all month. picture this:

but with two less raccoons. i hope they have a whole underground city/road system to various parts of town


*i may have contracted jungle rot after being annihilated by dikembe's razor nails. jesus christ. (thanks for putting that idea in my head matt west).


*last night i passed two homeless people. in a wheelchair. SINGULAR. lady sitting in man's lap. they rolled on past me and B and H. then the lady said "they's lookin' sexy, but they's walkin' funny." FML.


*today at amer's i got mushroom barley soup with bread. and a little something i didn't bargain for. a big ol' fruit fly stuck to the bread. barf.