...or bubonic plague?
because right now, my bet is on the latter. i am about 7 days into consistently feeling like total shit. dear doctors, what ever you gave me the first time DIDN'T WORK. and sadly, the THOUSAND (1,000) milligrams of penicillin you now have me on are proving only slightly more effective. also, way to make me wait NINETY SIX HOURS to tell me if i have mono (the jury is still out on this one). i mean it's not like anything is going to change in my life if this is the case, but it will sure give me plenty of ammo for bitching and complaining. and allow me to sleep 12 hours a day and not feel guilty. also, i hope the man who was sitting next to me in urgent care got his "gash" fixed. apparently those machines over at lifetime fitness can be quite dangerous if used improperly. his bloody tape/napkin bandage looked pretty serious. like stitches serious.
i think i had mono a few weeks ago. sleeping about 12 hours a night, for a little over a week. it's sort of nice. here's hoping to mono (as opposed to bubonic plague)! also, i couldn't bring myself to click on that photo.
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