Do you want whipped cream on that?

" No, we are putting alcohol in them."

...oh okay. well just so you two yahoos know, putting liquor in your large hot chocolates is going to taste nasty. and possibly curdle the milk. and furthermore does not negate the possibility of whipped cream. these were all the recipes i could find for alcohol and hot chocolate. and none of them sound good to me.
dear ann arbor/u of m, i hate football season. please cancel it. i like even less the hoards of people that flock to campus in drunken packs. clogging up our streets, restaurants, cafes, and the worst of all, the bars. while i do not condone drinking cheap beer out of solo cups in your clown car as you drive down state street, i would rather you go ahead and do that and crash your car so that i can get a table at ashleys quicker.

in other news, wafflehouse has started chewing all her fur off again. damn. luckily, she has not caused problems this severe. yet. hopefully we can shoot her up with someone steroids before it becomes gross. and by we i mean a veterinary professional of course. perhaps her itchy skin is also the reason she has taken to waking my up several times a night by MEOWING about two inches from my ear. repeatedly. perhaps she is saying "help me. plz." perhaps this is also why she likes to be pet so much. it is like another person itching your back for you. feels so good. perhaps she can relax by playing her flute some more. pah hahah. i am going to leave myself with that lovely image. perhaps go play some pokemon. i love happyblob.