...YEAH? well you are supposed to PAY ME. then, maybe i'll make your drink. if i feel like it. however, i will not make whatever you mumble to me as you pass by the espresso machine while i am helping another PAYING customer.
"so espresso royale only hires red heads now?" in case you haven't noticed, NONE of us are natural red heads. and there are probably a good 3/4 of the baristas who do not, and never have had red hair. congratulations, you just creeped me out.
"you know...i almost just stole my coffee refill. it would be sooo easy... just to take a cup of coffee and walk away." yeah, i know it would be. but i don't really care. it really couldn't affect me less. all i care about is whether you are going to tip me any one of those three quarters i just gave you. if not, get off your moral high horse and move on.
"no wraps today? what did the wrap maker DIE?" geez sweaterman. for someone who peddles the word of god, that was a pretty insensitive comment. what if the wrap maker DID die. i bet you'd feel pretty bad then. i should have told you YES, yes the wrap maker is now r.i.p. that would have taught him to hold his tongue.
bahahaha, I love all your updates about stupid shit that customers do. I just wish I could remember them by the time I'm ready to update my blog. Bleh, also that kitty eating watermelon kinda scares me. Its face is sooo... pushed in. Yikes.
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