let's keep this short and sweet.

lollapalooza happened to be this weekend, and while there was an incredible line up... i was not fortunate (aka rich) enough to attend. thus, i made fun of all the ridiculous outfits people wore in attempts to look as hipster as possible. for example i stealthily took this photo on the L:



please note the gold TOM'S shoes, the pseudo-bohemian pants, excessive amounts of lace, and of course the "ray-ban-esque" sunglasses. and the simultaneous texting taking place on their blackberries.

additionally, today a woman in the elevator at target asked if she could, "feel that rug" regarding the cheap, wiry mat i purchased for waffle's poop box to sit on.

then, as jessica and i searched (in vain) for any semblance of parking with in a mile radius of our apartment (eff the cubs) i saw a man holding a sign boasting parking in a "GARAGAGE." i am really going to be entertained living here.