NATURE HAS RECENTLY TAKEN A TURN ON ME.
...last night, house centipedes. I THOUGHT THOSE EM-EFFERS WERE LIKE QUARANTINED IN ANN ARBOR. i was mistaken. sadly, sadly mistaken. one scurried its 100000000 goddam legs at a speed of 3942903590283 miles an hour up my wall last night. my wall that my BED is pushed right against. and it was a baby one. that means they are breeding. i will be sleeping with one eye open.
and tonight, a large, LARGE rat scurried past, no nearly ON, my feet. THANK GOD I WAS NOT WEARING SANDALS. i thought it was a squirrel, or a bunny, or (dare i hope it!) a cat. until i realized that was not normal behavior for any of these creatures (at least not in the city of chicago). i turned around to see a MONSTER retreating in the other direction. i mean, i like rats (RIP frances) but these city rats????? THEY FEED ON CANINE FECES. (srsly, click the link, it is not a picture of dog poop). JESUS CHRIST. CHICAGO IS IN FOR A BOUT OF THE BUBONIC PLAGUE APPARENTLY.
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